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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? Ow, my spirit! It must be wonderful. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? And then the battle’s not so bad? Meh.

Tell them I hate them. Tell her she looks thin. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

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Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! And until then, I can never die? Tell them I hate them. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Is the Space Pope reptilian!?

Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

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Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. I never loved you. Bender?! You stole the atom. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

We don’t have a brig. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.

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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

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Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

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